Although it doesn't really count as my 1 follower is my friend lol Shame on me...Should find some followers I don't know...But then again a follower is a follower :) Unless one takes that extra mile and becomes a stalker...then that's a different matter..
So to anyone who may be reading this please follow me :) Thank you
I'm off to bed...Am knackered
Thursday, 18 March 2010
Monday, 15 March 2010
Wow I Have No Followers...
Yet! haha
So I have no followers...I don't know how to advertise this thing.
I could buy a domain but would that really get me more advertisement? I don't think it will to be honest.
Just been clicking "next blog" at the top of the page(out of boredom) and the amount of religious blogs I came across was shocking :O Ah well whatever floats your boat :)
I'm really hoping someones reading this???
Listening to Marilyn Manson at the mo :D Good stuff ;) Check it out!
So I have no followers...I don't know how to advertise this thing.
I could buy a domain but would that really get me more advertisement? I don't think it will to be honest.
Just been clicking "next blog" at the top of the page(out of boredom) and the amount of religious blogs I came across was shocking :O Ah well whatever floats your boat :)
I'm really hoping someones reading this???
Listening to Marilyn Manson at the mo :D Good stuff ;) Check it out!
Sunday, 14 March 2010
Chapter 1: The First Testament of Octibuddhus (11:56)
Octibuddhus was a special child. His parent (we believe there was only one) knew this even before he was born.
His mother Virginia (nicknamed Virgin by her many friends) was an only child, who grew up in a slightly dysfunctional family and home, consisting of a mother who worked on corners, and a father who was never around. As she grew up she went to several different schools (all in barns) that were awful and at the age of 17 she met a man, who looked very much like a hobo. He had a long hairy beard and wore a multi-coloured coat. He went by the name of Joseph and they became lovers.
One day Virginia had an exceedingly strange evening, which not only involved several pints of Carlsberg Export but also led to the start of a new life. Stumbling home in the morning, Joseph asked her “Where have you been? I’ve been worried sick.” Of course Virginia was completely delirious and told Joseph a very imaginative excuse.
“Oh, well….”She said. “I saw a bright light and some gleaming person in the sky told me I was with child, a special child.”
“You mean to say you’ve been out all night making love to ANOTHER man?” Joseph shouted furiously.
“It is God’s child.” Virginia lied cautiously.
“You should have said.” Joseph replied. He was now very relieved, but how bloody thick was this Joseph bloke?
Anyway we are led to believe this was God’s child, and so tells this story in the following chapters….
His mother Virginia (nicknamed Virgin by her many friends) was an only child, who grew up in a slightly dysfunctional family and home, consisting of a mother who worked on corners, and a father who was never around. As she grew up she went to several different schools (all in barns) that were awful and at the age of 17 she met a man, who looked very much like a hobo. He had a long hairy beard and wore a multi-coloured coat. He went by the name of Joseph and they became lovers.
One day Virginia had an exceedingly strange evening, which not only involved several pints of Carlsberg Export but also led to the start of a new life. Stumbling home in the morning, Joseph asked her “Where have you been? I’ve been worried sick.” Of course Virginia was completely delirious and told Joseph a very imaginative excuse.
“Oh, well….”She said. “I saw a bright light and some gleaming person in the sky told me I was with child, a special child.”
“You mean to say you’ve been out all night making love to ANOTHER man?” Joseph shouted furiously.
“It is God’s child.” Virginia lied cautiously.
“You should have said.” Joseph replied. He was now very relieved, but how bloody thick was this Joseph bloke?
Anyway we are led to believe this was God’s child, and so tells this story in the following chapters….
Hey ;) I'm New Here
So as you all can see this is my first post ;) Yay for me...But i obviously have no followers whatsoever at the moment...
I created this blog in order to share my creative talent for writing...or not so creative depending on what sort of stuff you like to read aha
Basically T.P.O.C.C.Y stands for The Power Of Christ Compels You. A famous quote from the film THE EXORCIST. The fact that I am using it for the title of my blog(and my story) is probably against copyright lol But I suppose it will do for now.
So i started this story a while ago. It's a comedy that is loosely based around stories in the bible. Obviously being the anti-religious type I have NEVER read a bible and therefore I only know of various stories due to being taught religious studies/education(whatever its called) at school. Due to this the parts of the story are not quite accurate haha but being a comedy it's not meant to be.
Umm so I have written several chapters but still need to write a lot more.
I am going to post a chapter each week on this blog and that will also give me some incentive to write more of it ;) I hope.
Any criticism is good as long as it is constructive ;) Also could do with some more ideas for further chapters...
This is not meant to offend anyone religious but of course if you do find it offensive please leave my blog :) No hard feelings eh?
First chapter coming up ;)
By the way if you are reading this on the off chance..give us a bit of advertisement and send it to your friends... Thank you :)
Katie
I created this blog in order to share my creative talent for writing...or not so creative depending on what sort of stuff you like to read aha
Basically T.P.O.C.C.Y stands for The Power Of Christ Compels You. A famous quote from the film THE EXORCIST. The fact that I am using it for the title of my blog(and my story) is probably against copyright lol But I suppose it will do for now.
So i started this story a while ago. It's a comedy that is loosely based around stories in the bible. Obviously being the anti-religious type I have NEVER read a bible and therefore I only know of various stories due to being taught religious studies/education(whatever its called) at school. Due to this the parts of the story are not quite accurate haha but being a comedy it's not meant to be.
Umm so I have written several chapters but still need to write a lot more.
I am going to post a chapter each week on this blog and that will also give me some incentive to write more of it ;) I hope.
Any criticism is good as long as it is constructive ;) Also could do with some more ideas for further chapters...
This is not meant to offend anyone religious but of course if you do find it offensive please leave my blog :) No hard feelings eh?
First chapter coming up ;)
By the way if you are reading this on the off chance..give us a bit of advertisement and send it to your friends... Thank you :)
Katie
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